The Cartel "Tetris Cake" Gluten Free Dessert Cake Assorted Flavours

The Cartel "Tetris Cake"

Regular price$59.00

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  • 100% Gluten Free
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7 Decadent Flavours in 1 Fun "Tetris Cake"

Say hello to "The Cartel" where indulgence meets innovation in the form of our unique "Tetris Cake"! Celebrate your sweetest moments with a symphony of flavours, as seven delectable dessert bars and minis come together to create a tantalising experience.

Each of the seven desserts feature a distinct flavour profile, carefully crafted to delight your taste buds. From the rich and velvety chocolate mud and raspberry pate layer to the zesty burst of lemon and passionfruit curd, our Tetris Cake is a celebration of diversity and decadence. Picture a confectionary mosaic that combines the sweetness of caramel, the textural crunch of roasted almond pieces, the fruity allure of raspberry, the lusciousness of ganache and fudgyness of our decadent chocolate brownie.

Immerse yourself in the playful nostalgia of the classic Tetris game as you explore the interconnected blocks of flavours, seamlessly blending into a harmonious whole. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or simply indulging your sweet tooth, The Cartel offers a one-of-a-kind dessert experience that is as visually stunning and insanely deliciouus.

The Cartel consists of: 

  • Mob Wife - Raspberry Pate Layer on Decadent Chocolate Mud
  • Bad Boy Brownie - Roasted Almonds in our Signature Fudgey Chocolate Brownie
  • The Miss Tress - Tangy Lemon and Passionfruit Curd Baked on Vanilla Biscuit
  • Lady Assassin - Old School Plant Based Lemon Slice (less sweet and lighter than traditional bakery lemon slices)(egg, dairy & nut free)
  • Gangsta Brownie - Classic Chocolate Fudge Brownie
  • Head Honcho - Old School Plant Based Hedgehog with Gold Dusted Maldon Salt Flakes (egg, dairy & nut free)
  • The Boss - Black Velvet Brownie with Roasted Hazelnuts, Salted Caramel and Dark Chocolate Ganache

The Cartel is 100% Gluten Free and is safe for Coeliacs or anyone with gluten sensitivities. 

Certified 100% Gluten Free

    The Cartel is approximately 12x12cm in diameter.

    Best stored refrigerated in an air tight container and consumed within a week.

    Can be frozen up to 8 weeks.

    Allergens: Eggs, Dairy, Soy, Tree Nuts (Almonds) and Sulphites

    Suitable for Vegetarians. All ingredients used are Halal.

    Melbourne & Regional Victoria Deliveries

    Next day Melbourne delivery (Monday to Friday) from $10.

    Same week Regional Victoria and Greater Melbourne deliveries (order by Tuesday for Thursday or Friday delivery) from $20.

    Minimum $45 for delivery orders.

    Store Pick Ups

    Butter Mafia Dandenong Market

    Shop P16, The Pantry, Dandenong Market, Cnr Clow and Cleeland Streets, Dandenong VIC 3175

    Tuesdays and Sundays - 9am to 4pm

    Fridays and Saturdays - 8.30am to 4pmORButter Mafia

    Butter Mafia Northcote

    Unit 25, 148 Arthurton Rd, Northcote VIC3070

    Mondays to Fridays - 9am to 4pm

    Interstate Shipping not available due to fragile nature of dessert bars.

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 26 reviews
    Rebecca King
    Tiny but mighty!

    They might be bite sized pieces but my goodness it did not dissapoint!!! Amazing flavour! We will 100% be getting it again!

    Erica Young
    Tetris cake

    Loved the tetris cake, was a big hit for a birthday dinner. Everyone loved it.


    Really decadent selection 🤤💛

    Mark Ryan

    Finally found something that tasted just as good as non-gluten, but keeping me safe from Gluten

    a good selection of offerings in this cake, allows me to narrow down on a couple of favorites for my next purchase.

    Glad i found the team and my new guilty pleasure.

    Tetris takes the cake

    Loved the range of flavours in this delectable edible version of Tetris! Highly recommend