The Cartel "Tetris Cake" Gluten Free Dessert Cake Assorted Flavours

The Cartel "Tetris Cake"

Regular price$55.00

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7 Decadent Flavours in 1 Fun "Tetris Cake"

Say hello to "The Cartel" where indulgence meets innovation in the form of our unique "Tetris Cake"! Celebrate your sweetest moments with a symphony of flavours, as seven delectable dessert bars and minis come together to create a tantalising experience.

Each of the seven desserts feature a distinct flavour profile, carefully crafted to delight your taste buds. From the rich and velvety chocolate mud and raspberry pate layer to the zesty burst of lemon and passionfruit curd, our Tetris Cake is a celebration of diversity and decadence. Picture a confectionary mosaic that combines the sweetness of caramel, the textural crunch of roasted almond pieces, the fruity allure of raspberry, the creamy snap of tempered white chocolate and the dark sensations of coffee caramel.

Immerse yourself in the playful nostalgia of the classic Tetris game as you explore the interconnected blocks of flavours, seamlessly blending into a harmonious whole. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or simply indulging your sweet tooth, The Cartel offers a one-of-a-kind dessert experience that is as visually stunning and insanely deliciouus.

The Cartel consists of: 

  • Mob Wife (bar) - Raspberry Pate Layer on Decadent Chocolate Mud
  • The Miss Tress - Tangy Lemon and Passionfruit Curd Baked on Vanilla Biscuit
  • Lady Assassin (mini) - Old School Plant Based Lemon Slice (less sweet and lighter than traditional bakery lemon slices)
  • Mafia Darling (mini) - White Chocolate and Pink Salted Caramel on Vanilla Biscuit
  • Black Widow - Dark Chocolate and Coffee Caramel on a Black Velvet Brownie
  • Bad Boy Brownie (minis) - Roasted Almond Belgian Choc Chunk Brownie
  • Head Honcho - Old School Plant Based Chocolate Hedgehog with Belgian Chocolate Ganache & Gold Dusted Maldon Salt Flakes

The Cartel is 100% Gluten Free and is safe for Coeliacs or anyone with gluten sensitivities. 

Certified 100% Gluten Free

    The Cartel is approximately 12x12cm in diameter.

    Best stored refrigerated in an air tight container and consumed within a week.

    Can be frozen up to 8 weeks.

    Allergens: Eggs, Dairy, Soy, Tree Nuts (Almonds) and Sulphites

    Suitable for Vegetarians. All ingredients used are Halal.

    Melbourne & Regional Victoria Deliveries

    Next day Melbourne delivery (Monday to Friday) from $10.

    Same week Regional Victoria and Greater Melbourne deliveries (order by Tuesday for Thursday or Friday delivery) from $20.

    Minimum $45 for delivery orders.

    Store Pick Ups

    Butter Mafia Dandenong Market

    Shop P16, The Pantry, Dandenong Market, Cnr Clow and Cleeland Streets, Dandenong VIC 3175

    Tuesdays and Sundays - 9am to 4pm

    Fridays and Saturdays - 8.30am to 4pmORButter Mafia

    Butter Mafia Northcote

    Unit 25, 148 Arthurton Rd, Northcote VIC3070

    Mondays to Fridays - 9am to 4pm

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 17 reviews
    Tony Loricchiella

    Will recommend to friends

    Sanji S
    Loved the variety and deliciousness

    Rarely do I indulge but I couldn't help but try all the different cakes. Will certainly come back.


    David Lee

    Super great flavours and it’s amazing getting to try so many flavours

    Han A
    Can’t believe it’s not gluten

    Discovered this gem recently in Northcote. Wanted to walk out with the entire supply. White choc salted caramel was unbelievable. The cookies literally melt in your mouth. We also bought the Tetris cake for our friends and ended up being able to try some of the popular favourites. I think this is probably one of the best desserts/baked goods place I’ve tried after a long time, literally loved everything despite not really having a sweet tooth!

    Lee W
    Best Birthday ‘Cake’

    The Tetris is the perfect dessert box for a birthday - with 7 flavours, some no/low dairy - so you can share with loved ones. Divine!